PM me if it's a secret!

I'm conscious that conservation and wildlife aren't taken quite as seriously up here... so i don't expect a response. In my local this week, when pressed to share with the regulars the sort of things I photograph, I received the responses: "By 'eck, are thee one uv them poofters, leek?" and "What's a yung ladd leek thee, derrin chasin about burrflies, ye owta be chasin gurrls, ye saft apeth."
I shalln't share with you what my response was (far too vulgar), but i won the argument.
Regards,
Chris